Troubleshooting your coffee maker

A few really funny pointers to why your coffee maker is troubling you -

Problem
The coffee is not brewing.
Solution
Plug it in.

Problem
The coffee maker brews only water.
Solution
Add desired amount of coffee.

Problem
The coffee is not hot.
Solution
Wait for power to be restored.

Problem
The filter basket overflows.
Solution
Place lid on the decanter.

Problem
The on light does not light up.
Solution
Plug it in or wait for power to be restored.

Problem
The coffee tastes bad.
Solution
Add correct coffee to water ratio.